Two elderly sisters from the local KH are standing by the side of the road holding up
a sign that reads, "The End is Near! Turn yourself around now before it's too late!
They planned to hold up the sign to each passing car. "Leave us alone you religious nuts!"
yelled the first driver as he sped by. From around the curve they heard screeching tires and
a big splash. "Do you think," said one sister to the other, "we should just put up a sign that says
'Bridge Out' instead?"
I believe their message would be more affective by stating, you never know what tomorrow when bring
so get your life right with Jehovah instead of trying to scare the crap out of people with the gloom and doom
message of total destruction of every man, woman and child. Sure you may have a heart attack tomorrow
but if someone told me, "Jim you will die next week, your heart will give out'. I will have a week
of misery or die early just thinking about it. Just stop with the end of the world sh--t.......